Tatooine Idol (Hosted by Jibber the Butt)In Star Wars, Obi-One-Kenobi called Moss Eisley “A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy”.
If Tatooine Idol were a real show, that’s where the auditions would be held.
I was amused by the notion of people performing in front of a self-important, morally bankrupt offensive, inflated, talentless windbag, and I came up with this. A space talent quest hosted by Jabba the Hut, where if you lose, you fall through the floor and get eaten by a monster. I don’t even watch the show (because I’m older than thirteen, and I, um, have a life), yet I still know what this guy is like…
Q-How do you save Kyle Sandilands from drowning in his enormous jumbo ice cream sundae..?
A-Take your foot of his head.
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