The original and best Bond, famed as being considered by legions of female fans the “sexiest man alive”, even though years older than the other candidates (old enough to be the grandfather of many). The former Edinburgh milkman, male model and bodybuilder has been accused in recent years for being too ‘hands-on’ in solving marital disputes, a symptom of a dinosaur era perhaps, but there’s no denying Connery is walking proof that charisma will win you over in the end.
His friend and fellow Scott Billy Connolly claims that he has witnessed other, successful, handsome, self-assured heterosexual men become nervous and "school-girlish" in Sir Sean's presence.
"Their voices go all sort of high-pitched at the end of sentences..." Connolly claims.
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James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano
Exactly ten years and one day older than yours truly (or you could argue that if I were born in Australia; and he in the USA, given the time difference he is exactly ten years older than me to the day) I first noticed James Gandolfini in the Tony “Top-Gun” Scott Submarine thriller Crimson Tide (1995), as Lt Bobby Dougherty. It was only later I realized it was the same guy who played the sadistic hitman Virgil in Scott’s True Romance (1993). Both were delivered with just the right amount of menace and psychopathic violence to be able to later portray Televisions arguably greatest protagonist, Tony Soprano.
The last episode aired only last night here in Australia as I type this tribute, and as hyperbolic and protracted and pretentious as it sounds, words cannot even describe the impact this show and this man’s performance have made on myself and millions of viewers worldwide. I hesitate to use the term “fans”; as we can admire the quiet and humble Mr. Gandolfini, with his swag of Emmy’s and Golden Globes, but it’s hard to admire the monster-mobster that was Tony Soprano.
Never patronizing it’s audience, and elevating Television Drama to a new high-water-mark, every time we watched The Sopranos and chuckled at something funny Tony said, politically incorrect or otherwise, or when he endeared us to him through his warmth, kindness and loyalty, in-turn his next outrageous act of violence reminded us just what an absolute remorseless animal he could be.
Emotion never rode a roller-coaster quite like this, at least not for 86 episodes.
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The last episode aired only last night here in Australia as I type this tribute, and as hyperbolic and protracted and pretentious as it sounds, words cannot even describe the impact this show and this man’s performance have made on myself and millions of viewers worldwide. I hesitate to use the term “fans”; as we can admire the quiet and humble Mr. Gandolfini, with his swag of Emmy’s and Golden Globes, but it’s hard to admire the monster-mobster that was Tony Soprano.
Never patronizing it’s audience, and elevating Television Drama to a new high-water-mark, every time we watched The Sopranos and chuckled at something funny Tony said, politically incorrect or otherwise, or when he endeared us to him through his warmth, kindness and loyalty, in-turn his next outrageous act of violence reminded us just what an absolute remorseless animal he could be.
Emotion never rode a roller-coaster quite like this, at least not for 86 episodes.
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Tim Burton
Born in Burbank, California in 1958, smack-bang in the middle of studio town, lover of 50’s kitsch Tim Burton was destined to become a filmmaker…
Filmography:
Doctor of Doom (1979)
Vincent (1982)
Luau (1982)
Frankenweenie (1984)
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Batman (1989)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Batman Returns (1992)
Ed Wood (1994)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Big Fish (2003)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
The Spook's Apprentice (2009)
Totally out there-genius. Every one of them a cracker. Ok, perhaps the Planet of the Apes remake sucked, and the lovely Mrs. Burton (Helena Bonham Carter) looked a tad too much like Michael Jackson for comfort, but we can forgive him, can’t we..?
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Filmography:
Doctor of Doom (1979)
Vincent (1982)
Luau (1982)
Frankenweenie (1984)
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Batman (1989)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Batman Returns (1992)
Ed Wood (1994)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Big Fish (2003)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
The Spook's Apprentice (2009)
Totally out there-genius. Every one of them a cracker. Ok, perhaps the Planet of the Apes remake sucked, and the lovely Mrs. Burton (Helena Bonham Carter) looked a tad too much like Michael Jackson for comfort, but we can forgive him, can’t we..?
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Wolverine/Hugh Jackman
Delighting panicky fan-boys and critics alike, Aussie song and dance-man Hugh Jackman stamped his mark on Hollywood with the role of Logan AKA Wolverine in Bryan Singer’s X-Men (2000) X-2 (2003) and Brett Ratner’s sequel X-Men: The Last Stand (2006).
The long running Marvel comic book character was done justice in these performances, despite the third film receiving mixed reviews. Many suggest the final film installment has left the door open for a series of Wolverine films.
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The long running Marvel comic book character was done justice in these performances, despite the third film receiving mixed reviews. Many suggest the final film installment has left the door open for a series of Wolverine films.
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Kerry Packer
Kerry Francis Bullmore Packer AC (17 December 1937 – 26 December 2005), son of Sir Frank Packer, was an Australian publishing, media and gaming tycoon who owned the Nine Network. He was famous for his outspoken nature, wealth, expansive business empire and clashes with the Australian Taxation Office and the Costigan Commission.
At the time of his death, Packer was the wealthiest and one of the most influential men in Australia. In 2004, Business Review Weekly magazine estimated Packer's net worth at AUD 6.5 billion ($6.5 billion; about USD 5.4 billion).
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At the time of his death, Packer was the wealthiest and one of the most influential men in Australia. In 2004, Business Review Weekly magazine estimated Packer's net worth at AUD 6.5 billion ($6.5 billion; about USD 5.4 billion).
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Mark Latham
Mark Latham
For those websurfers outside of Australia, Mark Latham was a former Australian politician and leader of the Federal Parliamentary Australian Labor Party, and was Leader of the Opposition from December 2003 to January 2005.
Latham captured national attention and high levels of public approval with his policies and unconventional approach. He soon attracted controversy surrounding his past.
He was accused of mismanaging funds when Mayor of the Liverpool Municipality, in Sydney’s West. He claimed he had reduced Liverpool's debt-servicing ratio from 17 percent to 10 percent, which he said was less than half of western Sydney's average. He also said Liverpool had adopted a debt-retirement strategy that he claimed would have made it debt-free by 2005, but which was not implemented by his successors. Councillor Colin Harrington, whom Latham defeated during the mayoral elections of 1991, later said these figures were not accurate. He said the average debt-servicing ratio for western Sydney was 12.1 percent and he said the council's financial staff could find no significant reference to the debt-retirement strategy.
Latham was also charged with assault after he broke a taxi drivers arm in western Sydney.
In the October 2004 federal election, Latham was defeated by the incumbent Prime Minister, John Howard. Deteriorating relations with his party and ill health saw him resign as Leader on 18 January 2005.
In September 2005, Latham released The Latham Diaries in which he attacked many of his former colleagues and members of the media, as well as condemning the general state of political life in Australia.
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For those websurfers outside of Australia, Mark Latham was a former Australian politician and leader of the Federal Parliamentary Australian Labor Party, and was Leader of the Opposition from December 2003 to January 2005.
Latham captured national attention and high levels of public approval with his policies and unconventional approach. He soon attracted controversy surrounding his past.
He was accused of mismanaging funds when Mayor of the Liverpool Municipality, in Sydney’s West. He claimed he had reduced Liverpool's debt-servicing ratio from 17 percent to 10 percent, which he said was less than half of western Sydney's average. He also said Liverpool had adopted a debt-retirement strategy that he claimed would have made it debt-free by 2005, but which was not implemented by his successors. Councillor Colin Harrington, whom Latham defeated during the mayoral elections of 1991, later said these figures were not accurate. He said the average debt-servicing ratio for western Sydney was 12.1 percent and he said the council's financial staff could find no significant reference to the debt-retirement strategy.
Latham was also charged with assault after he broke a taxi drivers arm in western Sydney.
In the October 2004 federal election, Latham was defeated by the incumbent Prime Minister, John Howard. Deteriorating relations with his party and ill health saw him resign as Leader on 18 January 2005.
In September 2005, Latham released The Latham Diaries in which he attacked many of his former colleagues and members of the media, as well as condemning the general state of political life in Australia.
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Tatooine Idol
Tatooine Idol (Hosted by Jibber the Butt)
In Star Wars, Obi-One-Kenobi called Moss Eisley “A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy”.
If Tatooine Idol were a real show, that’s where the auditions would be held.
I was amused by the notion of people performing in front of a self-important, morally bankrupt offensive, inflated, talentless windbag, and I came up with this. A space talent quest hosted by Jabba the Hut, where if you lose, you fall through the floor and get eaten by a monster. I don’t even watch the show (because I’m older than thirteen, and I, um, have a life), yet I still know what this guy is like…
Q-How do you save Kyle Sandilands from drowning in his enormous jumbo ice cream sundae..?
A-Take your foot of his head.
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In Star Wars, Obi-One-Kenobi called Moss Eisley “A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy”.
If Tatooine Idol were a real show, that’s where the auditions would be held.
I was amused by the notion of people performing in front of a self-important, morally bankrupt offensive, inflated, talentless windbag, and I came up with this. A space talent quest hosted by Jabba the Hut, where if you lose, you fall through the floor and get eaten by a monster. I don’t even watch the show (because I’m older than thirteen, and I, um, have a life), yet I still know what this guy is like…
Q-How do you save Kyle Sandilands from drowning in his enormous jumbo ice cream sundae..?
A-Take your foot of his head.
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Robert Smith of The Cure
Kevin Rudd, Julia Gillard and Kym Beazley
Kevin Rudd, Julia Gillard and Kym Beazley
The rare pontificating Grey-Topped Queensland Koala, the Vicious Victorian Talon Emu (watch your back!), and the old Western Red Kangaroo, put out to pasture.
Can they hold up the national crest, or will it fall flat on the ground..?
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Nitwit in Iraq
Meet the new adventure character, Nitwit.
Intrepid Man-boy-western-world-leader Nitwit trots the globe in search of adventure with his trusty sidekick Whitey, the Australasian bald crawling terrier.
Attempting to push "pull" doors, miss-pronunciation of elementary words and a general sense of the absurd notwithstanding, Nitwit is often joined on his adventures by gung-ho retired seaman Captain Rumsfeld and the brilliant but utterly worthless Professor Condeyrice, the selectively deaf foreign policy inventor.
Look forward to Nitwit's next adventures, Nitwit in New Orleans and Flight 93.
Coatsie~ the reclusive Belgian Illustrator is also taking requests for more Nitwit adventure ideas, so don't be shy boys and girls.
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Intrepid Man-boy-western-world-leader Nitwit trots the globe in search of adventure with his trusty sidekick Whitey, the Australasian bald crawling terrier.
Attempting to push "pull" doors, miss-pronunciation of elementary words and a general sense of the absurd notwithstanding, Nitwit is often joined on his adventures by gung-ho retired seaman Captain Rumsfeld and the brilliant but utterly worthless Professor Condeyrice, the selectively deaf foreign policy inventor.
Look forward to Nitwit's next adventures, Nitwit in New Orleans and Flight 93.
Coatsie~ the reclusive Belgian Illustrator is also taking requests for more Nitwit adventure ideas, so don't be shy boys and girls.
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Nick Cave
Nick Cave
Australian musician, writer, composer, screenwriter and actor.
Cave studied painting (Fine Art) at the Caulfield Institute of Technology (now Monash University, Caulfield Campus) in 1976, but dropped out in 1977 to pursue music, so he’s OK by me. Around this time he started using heroin, which is, ahem, not OK by me…
The Man who coined the phrase “Kicking against The Pricks”.
Loved by those in the know, the rock musician’s musician, he has no respect for pretension and even less for those with an inflated sense of purpose for themselves and their own mediocre work.
A prodigious talent.
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Australian musician, writer, composer, screenwriter and actor.
Cave studied painting (Fine Art) at the Caulfield Institute of Technology (now Monash University, Caulfield Campus) in 1976, but dropped out in 1977 to pursue music, so he’s OK by me. Around this time he started using heroin, which is, ahem, not OK by me…
The Man who coined the phrase “Kicking against The Pricks”.
Loved by those in the know, the rock musician’s musician, he has no respect for pretension and even less for those with an inflated sense of purpose for themselves and their own mediocre work.
A prodigious talent.
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Naomi in Hot Water
Former Australian current affair magazine style tabloid television hostess Naomi Robson
From Wikipedia: the online encyclopedia
In 2005, Robson was aired on Triple J Radio, yelling obscenities at her production crew, before the night's show went to air. She is reported to have sworn seven times in 34 seconds." Robson later apologised for the outburst.
On 29 March 2006, a relationship between Robson and a wanted drug dealer was revealed by the Australian media. The man, whose identity was suppressed by the Australian courts, was supposed to testify against drug baron Tony Mokbel when he fled the country. Robson had dated the man in 2000, unaware he was dealing drugs with Mokbel and corrupt police. During Today Tonight's broadcast on 9 March 2006, Robson falsely claimed that Mokbel's associate was nothing more than a "casual acquaintance" and she didn't know of his true identity.
In May 2006, The Daily Telegraph alleged Naomi Robson had been labelled a "princess" by reporters covering the Beaconsfield mine collapse in Tasmania. The article claimed Robson had become the butt of jokes when a photo appeared in the Launceston Examiner, showing a media scrum as reporters scrambled to hear an update while Robson was visible in the background having her hair tended to. Claims were made in the story that a "makeup van" — a luxury campervan — pulled up outside at her hotel every morning. Robson denied the claim on Today Tonight the same day, commenting:
“ The story was simply made up. It turns out the Daily Telegraph reporter took the word of a nameless and faceless producer from a rival television network. And they call that journalism.”
Robson was the subject of a stinging profile by Amanda Meade, media writer for The Australian. The 1300-word article quoted an unnamed "former Seven publicist" as saying she lacked the skills for live interviews and that "her sincerity factor was very low". Meade quoted Graeme Turner, the director of the Centre for Critical and Cultural Studies at the University of Queensland and author of Ending the Affair: The Decline of Television Current Affairs in Australia, as saying:
“ There's this cold, waspish, punishment-oriented, dominatrix in Robson that fits with the tabloid audience. They want to see these people [on the program] caned. And yet because she is relatively stylish and good-looking she doesn't come across as a harridan. There is a bit of matron in there. ”
The story was attacked by Today Tonight producer Neil Mooney in a letter in The Australian on 10 August 2006. Mooney described the story as "attempted character assassination ... based on fiction".
Robson’s personal style was again raised following the death of Steve Irwin. Robson hosted Today Tonight from outside Australia Zoo, wearing khaki with, at one point, a lizard on her arm. The choice of outfit caused viewers to complain, describing the move as "tacky" and "insensitive". Robson later said that the incident was perhaps her biggest mistake while presenting Today Tonight, and explained it had not been her idea to wear the shirt or the reptile, and she was not comfortable with it at the time.
On 14 September 2006 Robson and her crew were detained in Indonesia, after arriving in the country with tourist visas to film a story on a boy they believed was in danger of being killed by cannibals. They were later deported. A war of words erupted between the Nine Network and the Seven Network about the issue. Today Tonight ran a story on the day of the arrests accusing Nine's 60 Minutes programme of refusing to rescue the six-year-old. A series of allegations were made, including one that 60 Minutes refused to save the boy because it would cost too much. Seven's head of news and current affairs Peter Meakin played down his network's role in fanning the flames on 15 September following his Nine counterpart Gary Linnell's angry reply that Nine would be taking legal action on Seven's accusations.
Never has a fall from grace been so hilariously well deserved.
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From Wikipedia: the online encyclopedia
In 2005, Robson was aired on Triple J Radio, yelling obscenities at her production crew, before the night's show went to air. She is reported to have sworn seven times in 34 seconds." Robson later apologised for the outburst.
On 29 March 2006, a relationship between Robson and a wanted drug dealer was revealed by the Australian media. The man, whose identity was suppressed by the Australian courts, was supposed to testify against drug baron Tony Mokbel when he fled the country. Robson had dated the man in 2000, unaware he was dealing drugs with Mokbel and corrupt police. During Today Tonight's broadcast on 9 March 2006, Robson falsely claimed that Mokbel's associate was nothing more than a "casual acquaintance" and she didn't know of his true identity.
In May 2006, The Daily Telegraph alleged Naomi Robson had been labelled a "princess" by reporters covering the Beaconsfield mine collapse in Tasmania. The article claimed Robson had become the butt of jokes when a photo appeared in the Launceston Examiner, showing a media scrum as reporters scrambled to hear an update while Robson was visible in the background having her hair tended to. Claims were made in the story that a "makeup van" — a luxury campervan — pulled up outside at her hotel every morning. Robson denied the claim on Today Tonight the same day, commenting:
“ The story was simply made up. It turns out the Daily Telegraph reporter took the word of a nameless and faceless producer from a rival television network. And they call that journalism.”
Robson was the subject of a stinging profile by Amanda Meade, media writer for The Australian. The 1300-word article quoted an unnamed "former Seven publicist" as saying she lacked the skills for live interviews and that "her sincerity factor was very low". Meade quoted Graeme Turner, the director of the Centre for Critical and Cultural Studies at the University of Queensland and author of Ending the Affair: The Decline of Television Current Affairs in Australia, as saying:
“ There's this cold, waspish, punishment-oriented, dominatrix in Robson that fits with the tabloid audience. They want to see these people [on the program] caned. And yet because she is relatively stylish and good-looking she doesn't come across as a harridan. There is a bit of matron in there. ”
The story was attacked by Today Tonight producer Neil Mooney in a letter in The Australian on 10 August 2006. Mooney described the story as "attempted character assassination ... based on fiction".
Robson’s personal style was again raised following the death of Steve Irwin. Robson hosted Today Tonight from outside Australia Zoo, wearing khaki with, at one point, a lizard on her arm. The choice of outfit caused viewers to complain, describing the move as "tacky" and "insensitive". Robson later said that the incident was perhaps her biggest mistake while presenting Today Tonight, and explained it had not been her idea to wear the shirt or the reptile, and she was not comfortable with it at the time.
On 14 September 2006 Robson and her crew were detained in Indonesia, after arriving in the country with tourist visas to film a story on a boy they believed was in danger of being killed by cannibals. They were later deported. A war of words erupted between the Nine Network and the Seven Network about the issue. Today Tonight ran a story on the day of the arrests accusing Nine's 60 Minutes programme of refusing to rescue the six-year-old. A series of allegations were made, including one that 60 Minutes refused to save the boy because it would cost too much. Seven's head of news and current affairs Peter Meakin played down his network's role in fanning the flames on 15 September following his Nine counterpart Gary Linnell's angry reply that Nine would be taking legal action on Seven's accusations.
Never has a fall from grace been so hilariously well deserved.
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The Morning Walk...
Ground Control to Major Tom...
Tom Cruise
This is an illustration I did to coincide with the release of Steven Spielberg’s War of the Worlds, where Cruise was facing enormous public pressure after making disparaging remarks regarding Brooke Shields’ medication and professional treatment for Post-partum depression. As well publicized, Cruises’ faith, The Church of Scientology, dismisses Psychiatry as a pseudo-science. However there are no shortage of people who believe that Scientology is a bogus cult whose distaste for psychiatry is due to the medical belief in hypnotic techniques, and the further assertion that the Church of Scientology exploits people through this very method.
This is an illustration I did to coincide with the release of Steven Spielberg’s War of the Worlds, where Cruise was facing enormous public pressure after making disparaging remarks regarding Brooke Shields’ medication and professional treatment for Post-partum depression. As well publicized, Cruises’ faith, The Church of Scientology, dismisses Psychiatry as a pseudo-science. However there are no shortage of people who believe that Scientology is a bogus cult whose distaste for psychiatry is due to the medical belief in hypnotic techniques, and the further assertion that the Church of Scientology exploits people through this very method.
Cruise was also criticized for his bizarre behaviour on the Oprah Winfrey Show around this time, and this influenced this illustration. Like the popular term for when a TV show has gone down hill – “Jumping the Shark” – after the famous episode of Happy Days where Fonzie water-skied over a shark net, the term “Jumped the Couch” is being employed for who have unwittingly destroyed their own career.
Hopefully Tom will come back from this perceived slump; personal matters aside and despite a reputation for cheesy roles (“I feel the need; the NEED for SPEED!”) all you have to do is watch his performance in Paul Thomas Anderson’s 1999 film Magnolia as Frank T.J. Mackey (author of Seduce and Destroy, a self-help book for men to get women to sleep with them) to see he is a considerable talent in his own right.
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Henry Rollins
Henry Rollins
Writer, Rocker, Reflector.
A guy who had a tough life with an unsettled home and an abusive father, Rollins has never felt sorry for himself, and through his music, writing, television and radio efforts and spoken word has empowered himself and untold thousands of fans.
Someone who has backed himself, and that takes a fair degree of courage, and without a bunch of letters after his name has pursued art and literature, proving that a person can be well read and rounded without a falling into the sausage machine of conformity. Rollins is active in the campaign to free the "West Memphis Three"; three young men that many believe were wrongly convicted of murder, he tours for the USO in Iraq for the troops even though vehemently opposed to the Bush administration, and even crusades for gay right’s even though he is straight, as at the end of the day the guy is a humanitarian.
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Writer, Rocker, Reflector.
A guy who had a tough life with an unsettled home and an abusive father, Rollins has never felt sorry for himself, and through his music, writing, television and radio efforts and spoken word has empowered himself and untold thousands of fans.
Someone who has backed himself, and that takes a fair degree of courage, and without a bunch of letters after his name has pursued art and literature, proving that a person can be well read and rounded without a falling into the sausage machine of conformity. Rollins is active in the campaign to free the "West Memphis Three"; three young men that many believe were wrongly convicted of murder, he tours for the USO in Iraq for the troops even though vehemently opposed to the Bush administration, and even crusades for gay right’s even though he is straight, as at the end of the day the guy is a humanitarian.
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George Lucas
Once upon a time, a man named George dreamt up an amazing tale about a battle which begins in the desert, full of bizarre people who spoke in amazing peculiar tongues, featuring a desirable, wild energy source everyone wanted to control, and evil, mysterious dictatorships, soldiers occupying simple societies with empirical forces wearing faceless helmets and body armor, all of which resulted in the loss of many harmless lives and finishing in an enormous explosion...
Before President Bush there was George Lucas, creator of Star Wars...
30 years young this year.
May the Force be with you...
Before President Bush there was George Lucas, creator of Star Wars...
30 years young this year.
May the Force be with you...
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Catwoman
Halle Berry as Catwoman, from the titular film.
Directed by Pitof (-yes; you read right, it’s the moniker of French film and visual effects director Jean-Christophe Comar), who managed to Pit-Off every die-hard fan-boy and comic geek who ever believed in the character with this ultra-crap film, and in the process strangled the career of then Hollywood “it” boy Benjamin Bratt. This can’t be put down to the 2-Dimensional nature of Catwoman, as she was formerly fleshed out with aplomb and camp glee in Tim Burton’s Batman Returns (1992) by the evergreen beauty Michelle Pfeiffer.
Pit-off, also a cleaning product endorsed by Jennifer Anniston, succeeded in winning the Razzie award for Worst Director of the year. Although Berry and Catwoman screenwriter John Rogers attended the ceremony in good humor to accept their respective awards for Worst Actress and Worst Screenplay, Pitof did not make an appearance.
MSN Movies ranks Catwoman as the third worst superhero movie to date, behind Batman & Robin and Daredevil.
Rotten Tomatoes give it a 9% freshness rate. It is also on the worst 100 reviews ever, ranking as #100.
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Directed by Pitof (-yes; you read right, it’s the moniker of French film and visual effects director Jean-Christophe Comar), who managed to Pit-Off every die-hard fan-boy and comic geek who ever believed in the character with this ultra-crap film, and in the process strangled the career of then Hollywood “it” boy Benjamin Bratt. This can’t be put down to the 2-Dimensional nature of Catwoman, as she was formerly fleshed out with aplomb and camp glee in Tim Burton’s Batman Returns (1992) by the evergreen beauty Michelle Pfeiffer.
Pit-off, also a cleaning product endorsed by Jennifer Anniston, succeeded in winning the Razzie award for Worst Director of the year. Although Berry and Catwoman screenwriter John Rogers attended the ceremony in good humor to accept their respective awards for Worst Actress and Worst Screenplay, Pitof did not make an appearance.
MSN Movies ranks Catwoman as the third worst superhero movie to date, behind Batman & Robin and Daredevil.
Rotten Tomatoes give it a 9% freshness rate. It is also on the worst 100 reviews ever, ranking as #100.
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Jack Nicholson... Crazy?
Jack Nicholson as Randle P. McMurphy
From the acclaimed One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975) directed by Miloš Forman, about a recidivist petty criminal who feigns mental illness in order to have his sentence commuted to a state psychiatric hospital, but finds the system beats him down in manners which are in many ways much more harsh and cruel than the prison system.
Cuckoo’s Nest won the five major Academy Awards (Best Picture, Actor in Lead Role, Actress in Lead Role, Director, Screenplay), the first time since It Happened One Night in 1934, a feat not repeated until 1991, by The Silence of the Lambs.
The best selling novel by Ken Kesey was adapted for the stage in 1963 by a production driven by Kirk Douglas, playing the McMurphy role. Hollywood legend has it that by the time the film was produced under Douglas’ son Michael in the seventies, Douglas Jr decided against casting his father in the role as he was too old to play the character. Kirk got over his anger and disappointment, and we missed out on his shameless hamming, as that of James Caan, Brando, and Hackman; all considered, who would have each bought a different dynamic to the role, (and in terms of Brando perhaps a touch of genuine nuttiness).
Jack announced himself with this role as the true contender for actor of his generation, after strong performances in Five Easy Pieces, The Last Detail and Chinatown over the preceding five years. The film also presented us with a number of brilliant performances from the supporting cast including William Redfield (who was dying from cancer), Brad Dourif, Danny DeVito, Scatman Crothers, Christopher Lloyd, Vincent Schiavelli, and novice actor Will Sampson as The Chief. Filmed in the Oregon State Hospital in Salem, Oregon, the cast playing the patients eventually slept in the ward beds their characters used as props. Danny DeVito became concerned they were in fact, all going mad. The role of Chief Psychiatrist Dean R. Brooks was played Dr. John Spivey, the actual head of the hospital.
Having the ability to elevate a mediocre film to a good film through his performances alone, in the brilliance of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest Nicholson still shines brightest, especially next to the quiet malevolence of Louise Fletcher’s Nurse Ratched, who won the academy award for best Actress in the role.
Described as “A film of almost elemental force”, as clichéd as it sounds it will make you laugh out loud, and if you’re not seriously stunned or on the verge of tears by the final scene you’d have to be dead from the neck-up.
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From the acclaimed One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975) directed by Miloš Forman, about a recidivist petty criminal who feigns mental illness in order to have his sentence commuted to a state psychiatric hospital, but finds the system beats him down in manners which are in many ways much more harsh and cruel than the prison system.
Cuckoo’s Nest won the five major Academy Awards (Best Picture, Actor in Lead Role, Actress in Lead Role, Director, Screenplay), the first time since It Happened One Night in 1934, a feat not repeated until 1991, by The Silence of the Lambs.
The best selling novel by Ken Kesey was adapted for the stage in 1963 by a production driven by Kirk Douglas, playing the McMurphy role. Hollywood legend has it that by the time the film was produced under Douglas’ son Michael in the seventies, Douglas Jr decided against casting his father in the role as he was too old to play the character. Kirk got over his anger and disappointment, and we missed out on his shameless hamming, as that of James Caan, Brando, and Hackman; all considered, who would have each bought a different dynamic to the role, (and in terms of Brando perhaps a touch of genuine nuttiness).
Jack announced himself with this role as the true contender for actor of his generation, after strong performances in Five Easy Pieces, The Last Detail and Chinatown over the preceding five years. The film also presented us with a number of brilliant performances from the supporting cast including William Redfield (who was dying from cancer), Brad Dourif, Danny DeVito, Scatman Crothers, Christopher Lloyd, Vincent Schiavelli, and novice actor Will Sampson as The Chief. Filmed in the Oregon State Hospital in Salem, Oregon, the cast playing the patients eventually slept in the ward beds their characters used as props. Danny DeVito became concerned they were in fact, all going mad. The role of Chief Psychiatrist Dean R. Brooks was played Dr. John Spivey, the actual head of the hospital.
Having the ability to elevate a mediocre film to a good film through his performances alone, in the brilliance of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest Nicholson still shines brightest, especially next to the quiet malevolence of Louise Fletcher’s Nurse Ratched, who won the academy award for best Actress in the role.
Described as “A film of almost elemental force”, as clichéd as it sounds it will make you laugh out loud, and if you’re not seriously stunned or on the verge of tears by the final scene you’d have to be dead from the neck-up.
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Well, do ya PUNK...
Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry (1971).
This film which rang-in Eastwood’s arrival as a leading man in Hollywood was made in 1971, the year which also saw him make his directorial debut with Play Misty For Me. Interestingly, Clint asked Dirty Harry Director Don Siegel to cameo as a bartender in the psycho-thriller about a radio jock and an obsessive female fan with a personality disorder, played by Jessica Walter.
But in the context of Dirty Harry, the referencing continued. If you look closely early in the movie when Harry walks down the street after shooting the bank robbers, a cinema in the background has across it’s advertising boarding “Play Misty For Me”, a little in-joke between the two Directors. Post-modernity at work, before the phrase was even coined.
The entire street was a film-set in Burbank California. It was such a good build that people watching the movie couldn’t understand why some streets were closed off as dead-ends in the film when they are actual real, open-ended streets in San Francisco.
The hold-up guy Harry holds his gun on outside of the bank and recites his famously cheesy soliloquy to is Albert Popwell, who plays a different character in the next three Harry Callahan Films. Perhaps he was wise to say no to The Dead Pool…
The real life Zodiac killings were the inspiration for Dirty Harry; even the killer (Andy Robinson) was called Scorpio in reference to the real life cases.
The excellent and historically accurate 2007 David Fincher Film Zodiac recognizes this in a couple of scenes, notably when the central characters investigating the case attend Dirty Harry’s premiere. The cinema used in Zodiac was the same actual cinema used in 1971, which hasn’t changed in terms of renovations since then.
I guess you can tell I really know a lot about Dirty Harry…
Enough geek-trivia; do you feel lucky..?
This film which rang-in Eastwood’s arrival as a leading man in Hollywood was made in 1971, the year which also saw him make his directorial debut with Play Misty For Me. Interestingly, Clint asked Dirty Harry Director Don Siegel to cameo as a bartender in the psycho-thriller about a radio jock and an obsessive female fan with a personality disorder, played by Jessica Walter.
But in the context of Dirty Harry, the referencing continued. If you look closely early in the movie when Harry walks down the street after shooting the bank robbers, a cinema in the background has across it’s advertising boarding “Play Misty For Me”, a little in-joke between the two Directors. Post-modernity at work, before the phrase was even coined.
The entire street was a film-set in Burbank California. It was such a good build that people watching the movie couldn’t understand why some streets were closed off as dead-ends in the film when they are actual real, open-ended streets in San Francisco.
The hold-up guy Harry holds his gun on outside of the bank and recites his famously cheesy soliloquy to is Albert Popwell, who plays a different character in the next three Harry Callahan Films. Perhaps he was wise to say no to The Dead Pool…
The real life Zodiac killings were the inspiration for Dirty Harry; even the killer (Andy Robinson) was called Scorpio in reference to the real life cases.
The excellent and historically accurate 2007 David Fincher Film Zodiac recognizes this in a couple of scenes, notably when the central characters investigating the case attend Dirty Harry’s premiere. The cinema used in Zodiac was the same actual cinema used in 1971, which hasn’t changed in terms of renovations since then.
I guess you can tell I really know a lot about Dirty Harry…
Enough geek-trivia; do you feel lucky..?
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